In May I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I punched pink_pinacolada in the arm (-10 points). In November I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I pushed gossipgays in the mud (-17 points). In October I pulled over and changed that_girl_there's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-718 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!